How Do I Know If An Investor Has Money To Invest?

So I’ll be honest– I was reading my fellow entrepenuer Doug Richard’s blog and posted a reply (which in my typical verbose fashion turned out almost being an entire post in itself). Being a frugal chap, I thought I’d update my neglected blog AND point you back in the direction of Dougs blog and his School for Startups (not to be confused with Startup School in the U.S, run by Paul & his wife who also founded Y-Combinator)

This is an important question for entreprenuers raising their first round of Angel or VC funding:

Does the white-winged messenger from the gods you’re courting for investment with your fabulous new Google-killing start-up, actually have any money to invest?

Fallen Angel, in a cemetary somewhere in Rome

“Fallen Angel” (Photo Credit: Raquel Giffard)

After reading Dougs post, I felt one thing had been overlooked: Ask the Angel.

I’d recommend the entrepreneur look the angel in the eye, preferably during the first 10 minutes of a meeting and simply as the question “Do you have the money available to invest at the moment?” Any entrepreneur who is going to last the distance in business is going to need to be able to follow their gut as to when someone is telling the truth or telling porky pies.

I’ve found it is surprising how few people ask direct questions, out right, in person, to their face. It often reveals either a more candid answer that you might expect, or atleast you garner the answer indirectly from their reaction.

Few angels like to be seen as “not investing”. They want to keep their finger on the pulse- and there is often that sense of not ‘wanting to miss the next big thing’. Many I know will justify this by arguing that they could always make another asset liquid if they really had to, to take advantage of an opportunity (i.e. for those newbie’s reading- by selling a house, land, stock from another company to have cash available to invest) but I’d argue that this rarely happens in order to invest in a start-up.

So called “Angel Networks” are notorious for being full of timewasters, who use them as much as a club and enjoy the notion of being an investor, while rarely investing or indeed not having the capital to do so. That is not to say ALL Angel Networks are bad; some are OK but approach with serious caution. Personally, I’d also avoid any which charge upfront fees.

In summary, IMHO it is best to ask direct question up front, at the start. It is not rude. It’s demonstrating practical business sense – and an ability to be candid and pull no punches.

Lastly, all this applies in spades and more to VCs. For the uninitiated, make sure you ask them a boat load of questions. What is their fund size? When did it close? How much do they have left? What was the last investment they did? What size was it? When was the last time they did an investment the size of yours and in a comparable sector? So, Angels are not the only investors who like to appear to have money to invest, when they dont…

Quickfire overview:

  • Whether VC or Angel, ask out right if they are investing
  • Ask about specific last investment – inc. size and type of deal
  • Have conversations face to face and follow your gut instinct as to whether they are wasting your time
  • Ask to speak to the last entreprenuer they invested in
  • Don’t be afraid to ask other VCs or investors – the Angel or VC may found out, but it just means you’re doing your due diligence
  • Check www.thefunded.com for feedback about VCs. Some of it is just bitter talk from rejected applications- but mostly its good stuff.
  • Don’t take any money at any cost – the devil is usually in the detail

Lastly, re-read Dougs post as everything he says is bang on: there is nothing better than to get free advice from a seasoned Angel investor, but be clear about your own goals and beliefs- no one wants to invest their money in a CEO who is a push over. Equally, not a CEO who won’t listen or cant change position given good reason. Make sure you’ve got that balance right.

Separated at Birth: Bob Bailey & Robocop

More Friday fun. In the second of my intermittent series of dopplegangers, both famous and not…

Bob Bailey (the U.S. national soccer teams manager) is actually Alex J Murphy (aka Robocop)

Robocop and Bob Bailey

Robocop and Bob Bailey

Separated at Birth: Richard Hammond & Jimmy Saville

I seem to spend my life spotting people who look like other people. So I’ve given in and will now publish sporadic Separated at Birth posts, in homage to Private Eye, the section which shares the same name I always enjoyed during childhood.

Number 1Richard Hammond is turning into Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Saville / Richard Hammond (TopGear)

Jimmy Saville / Richard Hammond (TopGear)

Nowegian Air mobile phone check-in. All airlines should be made this way.

Was pleasantly surprised to check my Norwegian air tickets and login only to find this (see below). Lufthansa also has an efficient mobile login option. BA, Virgin, Easyjet, are you listening?

There is no excuse for not doing this these days, its ridiculously easy.

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More Insane Government Internet Security Proposals

I’m not getting enough time to write my blog at the moment (read: I’m choosing to prioritise running Rummble!) but this is too important not to reblog.

Grab a coffee (or green tea, whichever works for you) and read Mike Butchers important post about digital privacy and the march of yet another stupid government agenda on trying to control / mine the internet under the guise of national security, child protection and a raft of other flawed arguments.

I’m not an alarmist nor a conspiracy theorist; I dont beleive the “powers that be” do actually want to control everything or that MI5 or 6 really has an agenda to turn our state into an imiation of 1984. Infact I beleive the sentiment is good – people trying to do the right thing; but they dont understand.

Not only are many of these plans unfeasibly costly and unworkable in practise, but the fact is the technology and the “internet” itself as ever evolving global animal, will always out run the most ardent beleivers who think that you can put a big ear to the pipes of the internet, listen for everything, store everything and then simply do a search to check out every communication this country spews (Viagra spam and all) to find out where the next 9/11 equivilent will be sprung.

Anyone sending information that important, could if they wanted subvert the system in a vast number of ways, not to mention the plethora of services and social platforms which dont even involve an email, telephone call, or SMS. Its not only niave but ill-conceived and a vast waste of tax-payers money, IMHO – and that is before we open the case for the defense of Civil Liberties.

Warning: Don’t order from E-buyer (review of ebuyer.com)

Busy executive? Run a small business? In a hurry?  Dont order from ebuyer.

Tempted by their cheaper than anywhere else prices for a Samsung 22″ monitor for my new graphics guru recently employed, I ordered from them last week.

1. I was going to pay on my personal card. They requested a copy of my PASSPORT and a bank statement. Annoyed, but wanting to simply get the goods, I complied and sent the scanned copies to their email address. Days later, still no delivery. We phoned;  they had no record and had canceled the order. We’d had no email or communication. FAIL No.1

2. we tried ordering again. This time I paid on my company mastercard; they didnt require the passport or bank statement this time, but they wouldn’t accept the order to be delivered to our London office, when the card was registered to our Cambridge office.

3. Reluctantly accepted to have delivery to the Cambridge office, so telephoned this time to ensure the order went smoothly. So we ordered BY PHONE and the guy said they would be delivered the next day, as they were in stock. I even paid extra for fast delivery.

Having arranged carraige from Cambridge to London, I called today to check things had arrived. NOTHING HAD ARRIVED. Tried to call, they had a cue of 9 people infront of me. Dug through my email, it turns out they sent a CANCELLATION OF ORDER EMAIL a couple of days ago; it had gone in my junk (good to know they use a good emailing service). The email gives NO useful information about why it is cancelled; the items were IN STOCK, so they cant be discontinued. We certainly did NOT cancel the order.

Summary of why not to order from ebuyer

3 attempts at ordering, over an hour wasted (atleast), many calls, emails and arranging of transport from Cambridge to London, and NOTHING to show for it.

In short:

  • Poor communication
  • fussy policies about delivery when other services all manage to provide sensible delivery criteria
  • long waiting on the phone
  • and the potential to be left furious at having wasted a vast amount of time and f***ing around.

And why am I writing this and using up more time? To save you making the same mistake. Its my only course of retort. Back to Amazon for me; I’ll pay the little extra, as atleast they deliver on-time and without the dance of the postal address ebuyer demand.

The email is all its useless glory, below: